Love with no Moonlight

I met a witch the other night.
I think I’m in love.
She has fire in her hair.
Her smile shoots needles in my heart.
She can make me do things
No one else can.
I’m bewitched.
I’m bewitched.
Help me!
I’m bewitched!

Can’t you see?
What she’s doing to me?
She wears black everyday.
Pale skin and dark lipstick.
She was not born in this century.
I’m bewitched. All willpower
Has flown out of me.

We’re getting married.
We’re gonna have kids.
Little demons with forked tails.
We’re gonna live terrible lives together.
We’ll grow old and decay.
She’s my depraved little witch.
I’m bewitched.
I’m terrified.
Help me!
I’m bewitched!

She decides what I eat.
She decides what I smoke.
She tells my friends lies about me.
She gets me fired from my job.
She tells the nurse I have the hots for her.
I can’t do anything about her.
She’s bewitching me.
Help me!
I’m bewitched!

Her apartment lit with candles all night.
She doodles crucifixes in geometry class.
She’s a bad apple.
She’s spreading.
Can’t you see?
She’s got skulls in her eyes.
She’s bewitching me.
She flips the bird
At geezers passing by.
How could she!
I want to be with her.
She’ll kill me.
She’s gonna kill me.
But I ain't got no choice.
I’m bewitched.
I’m bewitched!